jueves, 20 de septiembre de 2007

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(Anonymous) Last night, Helen and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.
(Anonymous) She's such a bitch.

(Pad-lock) Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!

(namesake) if a girl has sex with a lot of guys, she's a "slut", but if I have sex with a lot of guys, I'm a "fucking faggot"

(VC-Scar) anyone wanna help a complete freakin idiot
(ffejdogg) do you have tits?
(VC-Scar) i have nipples..

(Ryou) 360's are great but their hardware quality is pretty lol
(Kuraineko) it's called 360 because of the trip it takes
(Kuraineko) from microsoft, to you, back to microsoft, to you again

(Soth:) i need something more complex than 2+2
(jadenbane:) Soth: 2+2i ?

(Kuiper) Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.
(kikuichimonji) Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you end up talking about the weather?
(kikuichimonji) Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather?
(kikuichimonji) Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather.
(kikuichimonji) I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
(kikuichimonji) Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
(Kuiper) I'm a meteorologist.

(Cliff) man, the way I wanna die is as an old man getting a heart attack from the excitement of having two 18-year olds riding me
(Zael) wtf man, might as well go with 14 year olds. you're gunna die anyway!

(Somebody241) i was playing XBL yesterday
(Somebody241) and i was playing wit my friend
(Somebody241) and im sure hes maried and everything
(Somebody241) And all of a sudden
(Somebody241) His wife comes on the mic and says
(Somebody241) "Can my husband quit the game so we can have sex?"
(Somebody241) and then some lil 9 year old in my team says "Sure just leave the mic on"

(baubles) found a site on making your own saline solution.. there are lots of typos and random letters. the guy apologizes, said he went blind

(DonMuttoni_) what do you do when you've fallen in love with your best friends ex after shooting her down, sending him to the hospital with a drug overdose, and then running over her deaf cat.... all two weeks before you leave the continent....?
(KingOfAll) Leave a fortnight early.

(+Scott) I had my dreams crushed yesterday. It turns out the newspaper headline "Village still looking for paedophile" wasn't a vacancy.

(balls) that was the funniest thing that's ever happened to me
(balls) im getting ready to build a computer, and my dad comes into my room. he starts talking like hes giving me the talk about abstinence and shit. he says stuff like "son, we want you to be safe, you know that" and just when it seems like he's gonna give me a condom, he holds out his hand, and he gives me a fucking static wrist strap.
(balls) i never laughed so hard in my dad's face.

(Slimtoad20:) US Airways flight 404 is flying through the Bermuda Triangle today.
(Slimtoad20:) Yeah, that one doesn't stand a chance.

(@LoungeServ) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

(Makenshi) the creator of the qwerty keyboard must have had a fetish
(Makenshi) I don't think it's a coincidence that you can type 'stewardess' with one hand

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