I'll never forget the day in college when my roommate downloaded and installed BonziBUDDY on my computer! That goddamn ad injecting mal-ware sporting purple gorilla that was based on the dead soul of Clippy can rot in hell for eternity! There's "free" as in gratis, as in libre, and then there's a third kind of "free": as in wake-up-in-a-bathtub-packed-with-ice-minus-one-kidney free.