EL HORROR!!!

Nopol

Algunos lo recordarán, otros lo redescubrirán, y otros me lo agradecerán... :-D
Éste es un video "casero" en base al sketch de Les Luthiers.





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Leonel - AzoG v3.0

Error 95

Bueno... tengo q confesarles q en este momento me siento muy sucio por usar en una particion nuva windows para jugar jueguitos... no se siente lindo :S asi q para sentirme mejor traigo algo para q todos nos riamos del error gigante q todos conocemos como Windows, en esta oportunidad estamos hablando de el windows 95. Este video muestra un fragmento de la presentacion en vivo del W95, veanlo


Arktanis Darkfeather

Yoda con barba

Increiblemente, el ser humano, en su afán de ser menos ridículo de la cuenta, nos demuestra UNA VEZ MÁS, que los perros son útiles herramientas para ésto.

Un claro ejemplo de eso, es ésta foro de un "pudle" disfrazado de Yoda.




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Leonel - AzoG v3.0

tips de seguridad informática

La POSTA de por qué Plutón no es oficialmente un "planeta mayor"

Surprisingly, despite the term having existed for thousands of years, before August 24, 2006, no scientifically accepted definition of "planet" existed.

Como ven, el tema no es que decidieron aleatoriamente que Plutón no era más un planeta, sino que la definición oficial de lo que es un "planeta" no estaba bien definida. El hecho de que se lo considerara uno es porque, como otros astros, se pensaba que era más parecido a los planetas "tradicionales" de lo que se sabe hoy. Lo mismo pasó con Ceres, antes del descubrimiento del resto del Cinturón de Asteroides. La ventaja más inmediata de definir dónde terminan los antes llamados planetas menores, término reemplazado por las categorías de "planetas enanos" y "Cuerpos Pequeños del Sistema Solar" (dwarf planets y Small Solar System Body, respectivamente), y dónde empiezan los planetas propiamente dichos es que se puede clasificar los objetos ya descubiertos y los que se descubran de ahora en más. El hecho que Plutón cambie de categoría es solamente un efecto colateral.

The issue of a clear definition for planet came to a head in 2005 with the discovery of the trans-Neptunian object 2003 UB₃₁₃, a body larger than the smallest accepted planet, Pluto. In response, the International Astronomical Union, or IAU, which is internationally recognized by astronomers as the body responsible for resolving issues of astronomical nomenclature, released its final decision on the matter.

Lo que más me molestó del asunto es que ayer escuché decir en la radio, como si fuera noticia, que se habían agregado tres planetas más al Sistema Solar. Al día siguiente publican que Plutón no es más un planeta. En la misma nota (en Clarín) hay una editorial irónica que pregunta por qué hasta ahora "clasificaba" y ahora de repente pasa a ser otra cosa. La noticia es que, después de milenios de astronomía, finalmente se llegó a un consenso oficial sobre uno de los términos más usados, y más ambiguos, de la astronomía.

Claro que el problema no termina acá. Todavía falta definir el límite entre "planeta" y "enana marrón", o si los planetas interestelares son "planetas" o no, entre otras dudas. Pero todo eso es un cuento para otra ocasión. =)

Para más información, ver: [1] [2] [3]

ALFternoBOBA

Que raza extraña no!? Los ALFternobobos... o Alternatontos, o Alternopelotudos.




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Leonel - AzoG v3.0

He-Gay

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Leonel - AzoG v3.0

Miren a quien les traigo... seguro q se deven acordar de el otro video q no me acuerdo quien puso, estos tipos son una fuente eterna de diversion xD
gueno sin mas los dejo para q disfruten del sufrimiento por cualquier cosa de este personage


Arktanis Darkfeather

P1 & P2

Bueeeenas noches americaaaa!!! hoy tenemos un programa pum para abajo :P

gueno... estaba muy aburrido y me puse a leer ctrl+alt+del... retomando desde el principio de año... y me encuentro con una situiacion q se da mucho en los juegos... la pelea por quien es el el player 1. segun como lo veo yo, estas peleas son casi ley universal, mas q nada cuando se es super-pendex y uno tiene esas cosas de "yo primero" o "yo en el asiento del medio"... estoy muy seguro de q todos los q hayan jugado algun juego de 2 players de chiquitos habran pedido ser el player 1, al menos una vez, y el q esta de player 1 en ese momento les mando un "no porq $motivo" o ustedes le mandaron al otro el "no porq $motivo" :P


por si todabía no se percataron es una contribucion un poco al pedo, sin sentido ni contenido, pero sentia q tenia q poner algo... antes de q el duende me empiece a ordenar q queme cosas mejor le hago caso y posteo esto...


Arktanis Darkfeather

lego games

Encontré una galería de un chabón que hace escenas de juegos en lego. Bastante copado =)

Blog some

empecé un blog nuevo (mío personal) en otro hosting, blogsome. El blog se llama Bunker, y va a ser mi espacio personal para postear huevadas o geekeadas que no tiene mucho sentido postear en la sopa (monólogos criticando a la forma en que funciona el mundo, comentarios acerca de webcomics que leo, se dan una idea...).

Si tienen algo de conocimiento técnico y un poco de tiempo, les recomiendo que vean de hacerse un blog por ahi y probar un poco; wordpress (el blogware que usa ese hosting) es muy poderoso y flexible; de hecho, cuando lo maneje mejor y pueda hacer un template acorde pienso mover la sopa a ahi. (ya tengo reservado el espacio)

salutti.
~ Ariel // Kant

zorro de fuego verde y enano

esto es simplemente demasiado...
aca estan todas las fotos

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Leonel El Feo (o era El Orco?)

He encontrado cosas locas... bizarras... etc... Pero ésta me superó en cuanto a su veracidad... :-P

Click Aquí y esperar a que cargue

DISFRUTAD!!!

NOTA: Si usan firefox y no tienen bien instalados los codecs de mp3 (Quicktime para explorador) o algun mambo similar, quizas les tire un error... cierran la ventana en cuestion y vuelven a intentar, hasta que lo abra (preferentemente dando click a "no volver a mostrar... GRACIAS")

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Leonel - AzoG v3.0

¿se acuerdan de esto?

refrescar

Si pensaste que tu adicción a los foros era seria... mirá este video. si tas peor, buscá ayuda.

la muerte!!!

"human pt"

las cinco respuestas más inteligentes del 2004, de acuerdo al reader's digest

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Smart Ass Answer #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Ass Answer #4:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart Ass Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Ass Answer #2:

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it,the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

AND NOW........FOR .THE..
1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2004................

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it , no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

patitos de hule

para los que les gusta darse baños de inmersión =P

CLICK ACÁ

la abuela de darth vader!!!!

esto es probablemente la cosa más bizarra relacionada con star wars que haya visto en mi vida

estando borracho...

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

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esto es la cumbre de lo bizarro

x-rated atari games

THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT

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THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT

by Terry Bisson

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."

"So ... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat."

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"

"Both."

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."

the end

también hay una película basada en el cuento

el fumar mata

ya lo conocía, pero lo encontré de vuelta y lo posteo =P

CLICK AQUÍ

Reality check

Navegando por internestor, encontré este webcomic. Enjoy =)

que golfistas jodidos...

deportes extremos

este les va a gustar

esta página provee un "memetic virus scanner". básicamente, te dice cuan "memetizado" estás =P

(para los que no entendieron: un meme es una moda de internet, la página te dice en qué memes estás)

eufemismos

interesante generador de eufemismos

Italia en comparación con europa

esto es otra prueba de que italia es a europa lo que argentina es a latnoamérica

salutti.
~ Ariel // Kant

Lo que es ser yo

damas y caballeros de la sopa, esto es ser yo:

una bienvenida calida? siii, como la sopa =) wandalorRO~
cabe destacar q no se ve en la imagen:
1)tengo solo 4 posts hechos, en los cuales nunca puteo, nomas digo "carajo"
2)la cuenta la habia creado recien este mismo dia :P

Solo una frase...

Creditos a LordTalis que me hizo conocer la frase, sinceramente desconozco su autor.

Before we work on Artificial Intelligence, why don´t we do something about natural stupidity...?

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hehe, no se ponen deacuerdo

bueno, no me odien ami, sino a joystiq
al parecer la e3 renacera de sus cenizas
aunq no es totalmente mentira el q murio, porq si murio, pero renacio:

Next Generation broke the news yesterday that E3, the gaming industry's largest event, would cease to exist in its present form as major industry players pulled their support citing disappointment in the costs of the show. Shortly thereafter, Gamespot piled on writing that the show hadn't been cancelled, rather greatly downsized.

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